March 2012
117 posts
February 2012
132 posts
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gayerthanjew:
every day i am thankful i do not have a penis so i can be secretly aroused whenever
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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quinsee:
if youre a happy person dont even look at me you make me sick
1612th:
eating bread crumbs in front of pigeons in order to assert dominance
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.