February 2012
112 posts
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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quinsee: if youre a happy person dont even look at me you make me sick
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1612th: eating bread crumbs in front of pigeons in order to assert dominance
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry: Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
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ghostkid: welcome to the jungle we got trees and rain we got everything you want mostly trees and rain
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Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby...
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textposter: What do moms even do all day they’re so mysterious
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