Hello.

theclearlydope:

How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

Flail your limbs everywhere…

ander-son:

finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

What is her tattoo? Is that Dave Grohl?

What is her tattoo? Is that Dave Grohl?

When my friend has a sunburn.
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
...No.